The Tinder box
by
Hans Christian Andersen
There came a soldier
marching down the high road-one, two! one, two! He had his knapsack on
his back and his sword at his side as he came home from the wars. On the road
he met a witch, an ugly old witch, a witch whose lower lip dangled right down
on her chest.
"Good evening, soldier," she said.
"What a fine sword you've got there, and what a big knapsack. Aren't you
every inch a soldier! And now you shall have money, as much as you
please."
"That's very kind, you old witch," said
the soldier.
"See that big tree." The witch pointed
to one near by them. "It's hollow to the roots. Climb to the top of the
trunk and you'll find a hole through which you can let yourself down deep under
the tree. I'll tie a rope around your middle, so that when you call me I can
pull you up again."
"What would I do deep down under that
tree?" the soldier wanted to know.
"Fetch money," the witch said.
"Listen. When you touch bottom you'll find yourself in a great hall. It is
very bright there, because more than a hundred lamps are burning. By their
light you will see three doors. Each door has a key in it, so you can open them
all.
"If you walk into the first room, you'll see
a large chest in the middle of the floor. On it sits a dog, and his eyes are as
big as saucers. But don't worry about that. I'll give you my blue checked apron
to spread out on the floor. Snatch up that dog and set him on my apron. Then
you can open the chest and take out as many pieces of money as you please. They
are all copper.
"But if silver suits you better, then go into
the next room. There sits a dog and his eyes are as big as mill wheels. But
don't you care about that. Set the dog on my apron while you line your pockets
with silver.
"Maybe you'd rather have gold. You can, you
know. You can have all the gold you can carry if you go into the third room.
The only hitch is that there on the money-chest sits a dog, and each of his
eyes is as big as a tower. That's the sort of dog he is. But never you mind how
fierce he looks. Just set him on my apron and he'll do you no harm as you help
yourself from the chest to all the gold you want."
"That suits me," said the soldier.
"But what do you get out of all this, you old witch? I suppose that you
want your share."
"No indeed," said the witch. "I
don't want a penny of it. All I ask is for you to fetch me an old tinder box
that my grandmother forgot the last time she was down there."
"Good," said the soldier. "Tie the
rope around me."
"Here it is," said the witch, "and
here's my blue checked apron."
The soldier climbed up to the hole in the tree and
let himself slide through it, feet foremost down into the great hall where the
hundreds of lamps were burning, just as the witch had said. Now he threw open
the first door he came to. Ugh! There sat a dog glaring at him with eyes as big
as saucers.
"You're a nice fellow," the soldier
said, as he shifted him to the witch's apron and took all the coppers that his
pockets would hold. He shut up the chest, set the dog back on it, and made for
the second room. Alas and alack! There sat the dog with eyes as big as mill
wheels.
"Don't you look at me like that." The
soldier set him on the witch's apron. "You're apt to strain your
eyesight." When he saw the chest brimful of silver, he threw away all his
coppers and filled both his pockets and knapsack with silver alone. Then he
went into the third room. Oh, what a horrible sight to see! The dog in there
really did have eyes as big as a tower, and when he rolled them they spun like
wheels.
"Good evening," the soldier said, and
saluted, for such a dog he had never seen before. But on second glance he
thought to himself, "This won't do." So he lifted the dog down to the
floor, and threw open the chest. What a sight! Here was gold and to spare. He
could buy out all Copenhagen with it. He could buy all the cake-woman's sugar
pigs, and all the tin soldiers, whips, and rocking horses there are in the
world. Yes, there was really money!
In short order the soldier got rid of all the
silver coins he had stuffed in his pockets and knapsack, to put gold in their
place. Yes sir, he crammed all his pockets, his knapsack, his cap, and his
boots so full that he scarcely could walk. Now he was made of money. Putting
the dog back on the chest he banged out the door and called up through the
hollow tree:
"Pull me up now, you old witch."
"Have you got the tinder box?" asked the
witch.
"Confound the tinder box," the soldier
shouted. "I clean forgot it."
When he fetched it, the witch hauled him up. There
he stood on the highroad again, with his pockets, boots, knapsack and cap full
of gold.
"What do you want with the tinder box?"
he asked the old witch.
"None of your business," she told him.
"You've had your money, so hand over my tinder box."
"Nonsense," said the soldier. "I'll
take out my sword and I'll cut your head off if you don't tell me at once what
you want with it."
"I won't," the witch screamed at him.
So he cut her head off. There she lay! But he tied
all his money in her apron, slung it over his shoulder, stuck the tinder box in
his pocket, and struck out for town.
It was a splendid town. He took the best rooms at
the best inn, and ordered all the good things he liked to eat, for he was a
rich man now because he had so much money. The servant who cleaned his boots
may have thought them remarkably well worn for a man of such means, but that
was before he went shopping. Next morning he bought boots worthy of him, and
the best clothes. Now that he had turned out to be such a fashionable
gentleman, people told him all about the splendors of their town-all about
their King, and what a pretty Princess he had for a daughter.
"Where can I see her?" the soldier
inquired.
"You can't see her at all," everyone
said. "She lives in a great copper castle inside all sorts of walls and
towers. Only the King can come in or go out of it, for it's been foretold that
the Princess will marry a common soldier. The King would much rather she
didn't."
"I'd like to see her just the same," the
soldier thought. But there was no way to manage it,
Now he lived a merry life. He went to the theatre,
drove about in the
King's garden, and gave away money to poor people.
This was to his credit, for he remembered from the old days what it feels like
to go without a penny in your pocket. Now that he was wealthy and well dressed,
he had all too many who called him their friend and a genuine gentleman. That
pleased him
But he spent money every day without making any,
and wound up with only two coppers to his name. He had to quit his fine
quarters to live in a garret, clean his own boots, and mend them himself with a
darning needle. None of his friends came to see him, because there were too
many stairs to climb.
One evening when he sat in the dark without even
enough money to buy a candle, he suddenly remembered there was a candle end in
the tinder box that he had picked up when the witch sent him down the hollow
tree. He got out the tinder box, and the moment he struck sparks from the flint
of it his door burst open and there stood a dog from down under the tree. It
was the one with eyes as big as saucers.
"What," said the dog, "is my lord's
command?"
"What's this?" said the soldier.
"Have I got the sort of tinder box that will get me whatever I want? Go
get me some money," he ordered the dog. Zip! The dog was gone. Zip!
He was back again, with a bag full of copper in his mouth.
Now the soldier knew what a remarkable tinder box
he had. Strike it once and there was the dog from the chest of copper coins.
Strike it twice and here came the dog who had the silver. Three times brought
the dog who guarded gold.
Back went the soldier to his comfortable quarters.
Out strode the soldier in fashionable clothes. Immediately his friends knew him
again, because they liked him so much.
Then the thought occurred to him, "Isn't it
odd that no one ever gets to see the Princess? They say she's very pretty, but
what's the good of it as long as she stays locked up in that large copper
castle with so many towers? Why can't I see her? Where's my tinder box?"
He struck a light and, zip! came the dog with eyes as big as saucers.
"It certainly is late," said the
soldier. "Practically midnight. But I do want a glimpse of the Princess,
if only for a moment."
Out the door went the dog, and before the soldier
could believe it, here came the dog with the Princess on his back. She was
sound asleep, and so pretty that everyone could see she was a Princess. The
soldier couldn't keep from kissing her, because he was every inch a soldier.
Then the dog took the Princess home.
Next morning when the King and Queen were drinking
their tea, the Princess told them about the strange dream she'd had-all about a
dog and a soldier. She'd ridden on the dog's back, and the soldier had kissed
her.
"Now that was a fine story," said the
Queen. The next night one of the old ladies of the court was under orders to
sit by the Princess's bed, and see whether this was a dream or something else
altogether. The soldier was longing to see the pretty Princess again, so the
dog came by night to take her up and away as fast as he could run. But the old
lady pulled on her storm boots and ran right after them. When she saw them
disappear into a large house she thought, "Now I know where it is,"
and drew a big cross on the door with a piece of chalk. Then she went home to bed,
and before long the dog brought the Princess home too. But when the dog saw
that cross marked on the soldier's front door, he got himself a piece of chalk
and cross-marked every door in the town. This was a clever thing to do, because
now the old lady couldn't tell the right door from all the wrong doors he had
marked.
Early in the morning along came the King and the
Queen, the old lady, and all the officers, to see where the Princess had been.
"Here it is," said the King when he saw
the first cross mark.
"No, my dear. There it is," said the
Queen who was looking next door.
"Here's one, there's one, and yonder's
another one!" said they all. Wherever they looked they saw chalk marks, so
they gave up searching.
The Queen, though, was an uncommonly clever woman,
who could do more than ride in a coach. She took her big gold scissors, cut out
a piece of silk, and made a neat little bag. She filled it with fine buckwheat
flour and tied it on to the Princess's back. Then she pricked a little hole in
it so that the flour would sift out along the way, wherever the Princess might
go.
Again the dog came in the night, took the Princess
on his back, and ran with her to the soldier, who loved her so much that he
would have been glad to be a Prince just so he could make his wife.
The dog didn't notice how the flour made a trail
from the castle right up to the soldier's window, where he ran up the wall with
the Princess. So in the morning it was all too plain to the King and Queen just
where their daughter had been.
They took the soldier and they put him in prison.
There he sat. It was dark, and it was dismal, and they told him, "Tomorrow
is the day for you to hang." That didn't cheer him up any, and as for his
tinder box he'd left it behind at the inn. In the morning he could see through
his narrow little window how the people all hurried out of town to see him
hanged. He heard the drums beat and he saw the soldiers march. In the crowd of
running people he saw a shoemaker's boy in a leather apron and slippers. The
boy galloped so fast that off flew one slipper, which hit the wall right where
the soldier pressed his face to the iron bars.
"Hey there, you shoemaker's boy, there's no
hurry," the soldier shouted. "Nothing can happen till I get there.
But if you run to where I live and bring me my tinder box, I'll give you four
coppers. Put your best foot foremost."
The shoemaker's boy could use four coppers, so he
rushed the tinder box to the soldier, and-well, now we shall hear what
happened!
Outside the town a high gallows had been built.
Around it stood soldiers and many hundred thousand people. The King and Queen
sat on a splendid throne, opposite the judge and the whole council. The soldier
already stood upon the ladder, but just as they were about to put the rope
around his neck he said the custom was to grant a poor criminal one last small
favor. He wanted to smoke a pipe of tobacco-the last he'd be smoking in this
world.
The King couldn't refuse him, so the soldier
struck fire from his tinder box, once-twice-and a third time. Zip! There
stood all the dogs, one with eyes as big as saucers, one with eyes as big as
mill wheels, one with eyes as big as a tower.
"Help me. Save me from hanging!" said
the soldier. Those dogs took the judges and all the council, some by the leg
and some by the nose, and tossed them so high that they came down broken to
bits.
"Don't!" cried the King, but the biggest
dog took him and the Queen too, and tossed them up after the others. Then the
soldiers trembled and the people shouted, "Soldier, be our King and marry
the pretty Princess."
So they put the soldier in the King's carriage.
All three of his dogs danced in front of it, and shouted "Hurrah!"
The boys whistled through their fingers, and the soldiers saluted. The Princess
came out of the copper castle to be Queen, and that suited her exactly. The
wedding lasted all of a week, and the three dogs sat at the table, with their
eyes opened wider than ever before.